Simps, Eschatots, assorted "friends" of Simps," I'm taking the long 4th weekend off starting today. Why are you here? Shouldn't you be practicing your Kegels? Better get to those. If geezers don't use it, you lose it.
Oh, Simps, don't be like that. I figured you must be tired of being the butt of the joke, I figured you might like to feel the prick of it for a change.
Hey, why don't you post this exchange as it is at Eschaton and see if they think you're the bigger wit on display. It'll be your last chance to be big in some sense.
I don't think the less stupid Eschatots would have any problem understanding it. Which clearly doesn't include you if you didn't know what it said. The problem is, Simps, you're just smart enough to sense that I successfully set you up, yet again.
I think it was more a kick in the pills, Simps. And it's hardly the first time I've done it. You're just too stupid to understand that anyone who read this exchange would know that.
Fat, delusional, and self-important is no way to go through life, Sparky.
That's a paraphrase of a line from ANIMAL HOUSE, btw. If I hadn't told you that, you wouldn't have gotten the reference, which is as they say the cream of the jest.
Wow. That was spectacularly unfunny and stupid.😀
ReplyDeleteShorter Simps: I wet my pants.
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DeleteOh, Simps, don't be like that. I figured you must be tired of being the butt of the joke, I figured you might like to feel the prick of it for a change.
DeleteHILARIOUS!
DeleteHey, why don't you post this exchange as it is at Eschaton and see if they think you're the bigger wit on display. It'll be your last chance to be big in some sense.
DeleteAnybody know what language that last Sparky post is in?
DeleteI don't think the less stupid Eschatots would have any problem understanding it. Which clearly doesn't include you if you didn't know what it said. The problem is, Simps, you're just smart enough to sense that I successfully set you up, yet again.
DeleteI think it was more a kick in the pills, Simps. And it's hardly the first time I've done it. You're just too stupid to understand that anyone who read this exchange would know that.
DeleteFat, delusional, and self-important is no way to go through life, Sparky.
DeleteThat's a paraphrase of a line from ANIMAL HOUSE, btw. If I hadn't told you that, you wouldn't have gotten the reference, which is as they say the cream of the jest.
What a comeback!!!!
DeleteI'm closing down comments till Monday.
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