Friday, July 10, 2020

Yeah, I know, it's The Sorrow And The Pity all over again.

Simps is posing and eating up the scenery because in a hastily thrown off comment made in the heat of the day,  I mixed up Ernie Kovacs death with, no doubt, some other show biz guy who died about the same time of a heart attack from eating your typical affluent American male diet of the early post-war years and smoking the cigars that Kovacs' wife peddled.  I wonder which show biz figure I'm mixing up his untimely death with.  But not very hard. 

If I did that whenever Simps gets a detail wrong I'd have torn out all my hair in melodramatic acting style.  Hey, maybe that's why Simps wears that stupid looking Groucho beret!  Anything for attention,  hey, Simps?  

Ernie Kovacs was an innovative comic actor and rather brilliant at coming up with sight gags based on TV and movie technology in the early years of TV.  But if he just kept repeating the same old stuff over and over again - Simps got upset when I pointed out that once the novelty wears off something that is funny the first time it ceases to be funny - he'd have become the kind of hack that so many successful comedians have become.   His death at the age of 42 may have ended what would have continued to be brilliant or it could have saved him from the typical later career of a comedian, going out of fashion due to a lack of innovation.  Being funny is hard work, so that leaves Simps out, right there.

I would never accuse Simps of stealing his material from the best.  He steals it from the ones who stole it from the best after the best were done with it.  He knows it once worked and is respectfully mounted in the imaginary museum of jokes which means it's a dead specimen of what once was alive, mounted for display and  to be treated with that thing most deadly to comedy, veneration.  

Edie Adams had a hand in that with her late husband's material, the gal knew how to buy it up and market it, she's probably most responsible for why those who never were alive to see Ernie Kovacs on live TV even heard of him.   But as they wear out his stuff, it's not funny anymore. Kovacs would have known that, or he'd have stopped being funny. 

Update:  This reminds me of a story the director Jonathan Miller once told of a production of The Merchant of Venice in which they got the just brilliant idea of hiring two actors from the Yiddish theater to play Shylock and Tubal.  The story goes that those two actors whose theater practiced a high degree of improvisation were driven nuts by having to give only the same set lines over and over on stage and one night in the infamous conspiracy scene where Shylock tells his friend his plans for revenge Tubal started out in accented dialect, "So, Shylock, I hear your daughter ran off and married a gentile.  What?  She couldn't find some nice Yiddischer boy to marry?" and they went on with an improvised comedy schtick for 20 minutes that had the audience howling with laughter.  According to Miller, they were told in notes not to do it again.  

Apparently Simps lost out on that tradition that understands that. Happens when you value status above art, as is so typical of the mid-brow New Yorker, the kind of person who the great comic actor Margaret Dumont parodied with such brilliant comic timing.  But, then, even Groucho apparently didn't appreciate her work as she set him up so well.  I thought she was great. 

Update 2:  Oh, and in case anyone is worried about it,  Unlike some, I've got a full head of very thick, very wavy silver gray hair.  I've never had to cover a bald spot up with a hat and would never wear a stupid looking beret. 

22 comments:

  1. If you don't think the Nairobi Trio is still funny, you're too stupid to be allowed to cut your own meat.

    If you don't think A NIGHT AT THE OPERA is still funny, ditto.

    If you don't think all of the Reiner/Brooks 2000 YEAR OLD MAN albums are still funny, mega ditto.

    Shall I go on?

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  2. They're funny if you've never seen them before or heard them before. That's the only way they're funny, if there's still some novelty in them. Even the best of tragedy needs to be renewed in a new production and even then if you've seen Hamlet 20 times it starts to lose its impact. Hey, Stupy, that's the thing about the arts - they always have to be new or they get old. Like you. Old and tiresome and unappealing and pointless. If you had the mind and attention span to do it I'd suggest you watch a movie of Long Days Journey Into Night, but you'd probably miss that point. And, uch as I loved the Marx Bros. they weren't Eugene O'Neill at his best. Though that joke about Strange Interlude Groucho did was funny when I saw it. He got the laugh it deserved, that's as much as he had a right to. He'd have understood that.

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  3. You know nothing about comedy or why things are funny. Nothing. Zilch. Rien. Nada.

    This is not news, and I’d feel sorry for you if you weren’t simultaneously so loathsome and pathetic.

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    1. You know nothing about why things stop being funny as they get old. Which is funny considering how good you are at not being funny while trying to be funny with old material as you are old. You know how stupid you have to be to not learn from personal experience, Stupy?

      I don't recall which genuinely funny person it was who noted that it was impossible to come up with a certain formula for doing comedy, which means NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE IT HAPPEN ON A CONSISTENT BASIS. I know you figure it's like a factory making Nilla Wafers, pale, uniform and reeking of artificial vanilla. But it's not. Which is why you're only a very little bit good at ridicule, one of the lowest forms that depends on the pre-agreement of its audience, pretty much all of what passes as humor at Eschton, the most tedious of play-lefty blogs. Your audience is as pre-selected as the ones that they hire to laugh on cue at Dennis Miller TV shows. No doubt he'd claim to be influenced by Kovacs, so many claim that who aren't funny.

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  4. "They're funny if you've never seen them before or heard them before. That's the only way they're funny, if there's still some novelty in them"

    Completely freaking wrong, and a statement that could only be typed by somebody who is humorless on the most basic genetic level. Like I said, I'd feel sorry for you and your sad parched joyless life except for the fact that obviously you so richly deserve it.

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    1. Simps, I would bet that easily 100 out of 100 intelligent adults who read this exchange would agree with me on that point, or would after they realized it was true. Which is why you're such a truly unfunny person, you're too mentally unequipped through your early choices in life that got developed into a habit and a way of life. If someone did a Mary Trump treatment of you, that's what they'd conclude. You just don't get it because you didn't develop habits that would allow you to get it. It's the reason Dennis Miller is so consistently unfunny, the reason George Carlin never much was which is why he resorted to making a career out of ridicule for those who loved to believe they were smarter than everyone else. He wasn't funny but he got lots of stupid people laughing on cue, it's what you do.

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  5. Oh, and BTW, it's not a beret, schmucko. It has a brim, so by definition it's a cap.

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  6. Hey shithead -- I dare you to post back to back recent photos of you and me and let the fans decide who's holding up better.

    Of course, you're too chickenshit, but boy would that be a riot.

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    1. Ah, Stupy, unlike you I have no recent photos of myself, I doubt there are any from the past decade because I don't constantly take selfies of myself. I'm from a family of people who don't go bald. The only one I can remember in my family was a great uncle by marriage.

      I don't even own a camera, the one on my computer is taped over so I can laugh at the messages warning me that I'm at risk of being spied on with it. What's wrong, Simps, touchy about being bald?

      Not all of us are so into ourselves, Simps.

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  7. I'm not lying. Uncle Andy, married to my great aunt, Lou was bald. He was from Nova Scotia, the only person in my extended family who golfed though he was decidedly working-class. And the camera on my computer is taped over. With masking tape.

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  8. Oh, Stupes, riffing off of that "boomer" thing I said had already gotten old. No, that's not the kind of novelty I was talking about. You'll never get it, you should retire to some casino bar where you can bore others with tales of your glory days. Till things reopen, Eschaton is the closest equivalent.

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  9. What a career you’ve had.

    Oh wait.....

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  10. I've got students who want to know when I'll start teaching again. Let me know when they want you at the comedy clubs.

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  11. What? That I've got students who want me to teach them? You can believe it or not, I don't care.

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  12. THE MASSES ARE AWAITING PIANO LESSONS FROM SPARKY, COMRADES!!!

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    1. Hardly masses, just the ones who want to find out how to figure out the best fingering and how harmony and counterpoint work. There's not enough of me for the masses. I teach only on an individual basis.

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  13. BTW schmucko -- you certainly aren't aware of this, but Randy (nice Jewish boy) Rainbow lives in -- wait for it -- the boro of Queens! You know -- the most ethnically diverse place in the US of A?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

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    1. Well, Simps, I knew he was Jewish and I knew he lived in NYC, why do you think it would bother me that he lived in Queens? I mean, he might run into you which would be too bad, but I'm sure he could handle it. New Yorkers have to learn to deal with boring semi-demented lunatics.

      You really have to stop imagining that I think like you do, I'm not a ignorant, chauvinistic bigot. I've got lots of friends who live in places associated with really awful stuff, I've got friends who live in London, a more ethnically diverse place than the whole of New York City, which, according to some lists, is more diverse than any of its boroughs. I'll bet Randy is smart enough to figure out the relationship of subsets to the larger set they're a member of, not everyone in Queens as as stupid as you and Trump.

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  14. SPARKY TELLS: I’ll bet. I suspect. I’m sure.

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    1. I would imagine you've presented something that flaccid before. Tell BG I DO NOT WANT DETAILS. Not even the smallest ones.

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